Transportation
Every good nub needs some form of transportation right? Well, since this nub is one of the meanest. leanest,
let's not forget to mention classiest around, what better form of transportation for it than a Hummer?!!!
On Sept 11, the nub was given its very own Hummer to travel around in. This is a state of the art wheel chair
built to go the extra mile. Not only that, this baby is fully loaded!
The wheel chair was originally intended for someone who is well over six feet tall and weighs something over
250 lbs. Now the nub is currently attached to a fellow who comes in a 5' 11" and weighs a mere 156 lbs. This
means that not only is there enough room for the nub and Matt in this double extra wide, super plush, deluxe
high powered go anywhere machine, what's more, there's room for passengers too!!!
It has been suggested that one way to generate money would be to pick up passengers and transport them
around in the Hummer back and forth to classes. That way the nub is making use of all of the extra space in
the Hummer and earning its keep as well!
Needless to say, while the nub may be riding in style, Matt is very thankful that something was provided to
transport the nub back and forth to classes. In his own words, "That thing can get heavy, and having to
carry it around all the time is quite taxing on the strength."
Pictures of the Hummer will be posted once they can be obtained. Picture update: The Hummer is as illusive
as it is useful. It is impossible to nail its location down to obtain a picture of it.
The was an interesting discovery made while driving the Hummer back from a softball game tonight, September
15, 2006. It appears as if the right rear drive wheel of the Hummer has some kind of high speed wobble.
Almost like it is out of balance or something. When the Nub is being transported, and the speed of the
Hummer exceeds approximately 10 mph, the wheel begins to shake uncontrollably to the point the whole
Hummer begins to rattle. Up to this point, the Nub has never had either the nerve or the horse power under
the hood of the Hummer to exceed the 10 mph speed barrier. It has been suggested there are two possible
events that could come out of this problem. With an increase in speed, it is possible the wobble could resolve
itself and speed could then be increased with little detriment to life or limb, not to mention the pedestrians who
dot the sidewalks which have become the dragstrip dominion of the Nub. The other possible outcome is the
wobble could escalate to the point the Hummer could completely fly apart resulting in mass destruction and
much loss of property.
At this point the Nub researching people who balance wheel chair tires. If you or anyone you know has any
information on someone who can perform this service please email the Nub. Admin@thenub.org
let's not forget to mention classiest around, what better form of transportation for it than a Hummer?!!!
On Sept 11, the nub was given its very own Hummer to travel around in. This is a state of the art wheel chair
built to go the extra mile. Not only that, this baby is fully loaded!
The wheel chair was originally intended for someone who is well over six feet tall and weighs something over
250 lbs. Now the nub is currently attached to a fellow who comes in a 5' 11" and weighs a mere 156 lbs. This
means that not only is there enough room for the nub and Matt in this double extra wide, super plush, deluxe
high powered go anywhere machine, what's more, there's room for passengers too!!!
It has been suggested that one way to generate money would be to pick up passengers and transport them
around in the Hummer back and forth to classes. That way the nub is making use of all of the extra space in
the Hummer and earning its keep as well!
Needless to say, while the nub may be riding in style, Matt is very thankful that something was provided to
transport the nub back and forth to classes. In his own words, "That thing can get heavy, and having to
carry it around all the time is quite taxing on the strength."
Pictures of the Hummer will be posted once they can be obtained. Picture update: The Hummer is as illusive
as it is useful. It is impossible to nail its location down to obtain a picture of it.
The was an interesting discovery made while driving the Hummer back from a softball game tonight, September
15, 2006. It appears as if the right rear drive wheel of the Hummer has some kind of high speed wobble.
Almost like it is out of balance or something. When the Nub is being transported, and the speed of the
Hummer exceeds approximately 10 mph, the wheel begins to shake uncontrollably to the point the whole
Hummer begins to rattle. Up to this point, the Nub has never had either the nerve or the horse power under
the hood of the Hummer to exceed the 10 mph speed barrier. It has been suggested there are two possible
events that could come out of this problem. With an increase in speed, it is possible the wobble could resolve
itself and speed could then be increased with little detriment to life or limb, not to mention the pedestrians who
dot the sidewalks which have become the dragstrip dominion of the Nub. The other possible outcome is the
wobble could escalate to the point the Hummer could completely fly apart resulting in mass destruction and
much loss of property.
At this point the Nub researching people who balance wheel chair tires. If you or anyone you know has any
information on someone who can perform this service please email the Nub. Admin@thenub.org
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